Five things I learned in Las Vegas
Ok, so I've posted about Las Vegas here before. And I will again. Afterall, every Las Vegas trip brings a new story. Here's what I learned in my latest visit to Las Vegas April 25-28.
5. "Taking it easy" the first night in Las Vegas can be more difficult to do than spinning straw into gold.
4. Lucky cuff links don't always work.
3. A fortified drink at the slushee bar outside Caesar's Palace can be quite refreshing. I recommend the Cherry Bomb, although you might not find it on the menu.
2. Hot blonde Russian dealers named Elena will always will take your money. And you might not even get a smile.
1. Go to the strip clubs the first night you get there. Otherwise you might not be able to afford to go.
5. "Taking it easy" the first night in Las Vegas can be more difficult to do than spinning straw into gold.
4. Lucky cuff links don't always work.
3. A fortified drink at the slushee bar outside Caesar's Palace can be quite refreshing. I recommend the Cherry Bomb, although you might not find it on the menu.
2. Hot blonde Russian dealers named Elena will always will take your money. And you might not even get a smile.
1. Go to the strip clubs the first night you get there. Otherwise you might not be able to afford to go.
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