I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Why is it that so many chicks at work think I live in San Francisco? Do they think I'm gay because I'm bald, unmarried and in my 40s? And because they think I'm gay, they think I live in San Francisco??

I'm calling bullshit on this. I like to pork women with their ankles behind their ears like any red-blooded man -- and I'm gonna tell that to the next chick who asks me if I live in SF!