Walking Papers

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The dude next door

The guy who lives next door to me is no regular guy next door. He's lived there for more than two years and I still can't figure him out.

This dude is mid-50s. He claims to have a pad at Sea Ranch. And yet he rents this piece-o-crap studio next door to me. He doesn't appear to have a job of any sort, and he comes and goes at random. When he is there he doesn't seem to leave his place much, and when I do see him he seems to be in a cloudy haze.

But there's something even more odd about him. Every so often I see him leave a small white envelope out on the table on his porch. And without fail, that small envelope vanishes in just minutes. Well, I saw an envelope on the table again today, so I picked it up and looked at it. It was unsealed so I opened it. Sure enough, it was stuffed with cash. I saw a few 20s, but I didn't examine all the bills. I just put it back on the table. And just as I predicted, a few minutes later it was gone.

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