Christmas top ten
The ten best things about Christmas:
10) Re-uniting with family & friends.
9) Christmas chocolates with booze inside.
8) Snow Miser and Heat Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus.
7) Ski season.
6) Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and it's 6.8% alcohol content.
5) Turning out the lights and ignoring the Christmas carolers' knock at the door.
4) Days off from work.
3) The dog not understanding the concept of a Christmas tree, and pissing on it.
2) The now infamous fireplace scene on TV with holiday music. It's especially exciting when you see them stoke the fire and add a log!
1) It doesn't happen again for another year!
10) Re-uniting with family & friends.
9) Christmas chocolates with booze inside.
8) Snow Miser and Heat Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus.
7) Ski season.
6) Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and it's 6.8% alcohol content.
5) Turning out the lights and ignoring the Christmas carolers' knock at the door.
4) Days off from work.
3) The dog not understanding the concept of a Christmas tree, and pissing on it.
2) The now infamous fireplace scene on TV with holiday music. It's especially exciting when you see them stoke the fire and add a log!
1) It doesn't happen again for another year!
posted by Leroy at
11:58 AM
2 Comments:
who-hash?
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Anonymous, at 9:38 AM
FUCK CHRISTMAS!! John Wayne was a FAG!!!
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Anonymous, at 4:33 PM
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