Another huge story

After getting home from Thanksgiving dinner at the 'rents house, I turned on the evening news once again and saw another earth-shattering lead story -- millions of Americans will hit the stores tomorrow. And get this, retailers are hoping for larger holiday sales revenues than last year!

By the way, just who are these idiots who will get up at 5 a.m. tomorrow to be first in Wal-Mart? And why? I think a 3-pack of Brawny paper towels will still be $3.79 next week.