These boots were made for walking

While trolling for hot young Indian chicks at Fry's Electronics, I decided to check out the flat-panel high-definition TVs. A white 45-year old saleswoman approached me wearing a black dress and cowboy boots.

"Do you want the biggest and the best?" she asked.

"Not necessarily," I said.

"How about the smallest and the cheapest?" she responded. "We can go there, too."