Men are... dirty.

Tanya was up early this morning for another flight, so Brian was again playing house husband. All of this was giving me a pretty good view on child rearing.

Sure, Brian & Tanya's kids are about as cute as you could imagine at ages 3 and 5, but man, they are a handful. Eat, shit, sleep, repeat.

However, there is a benefit to children. When Brian and I were out with the girls for breakfast, all the women were more than happy to flash long smiles to the "dads" out with their cute kids. I was happy to go along with the charade. After all, I'm used to the women passing me by as a dirty old man.

What? No, I'm not...