All Along The Watchtower

I was cleaning house with the stereo cranked up pretty loud when I heard a knock at my front door. When I opened the door I saw an older woman and a young girl standing on the porch. The woman was holding a copy of The Watchtower in her hands, and she appeared to notice the "Fuck Off -- I'm reading The Onion" coffee mug in my hand. It didn't seem to phase her though, as she continued to speak to me over the loud music. She wanted to talk about the tone of today's news media, but I politely excused myself and got on with my chores.