The diaper defense
Anna Nicole Smith is dead. No surprise there.
But who would have guessed all these guys would come out of the woodwork claiming to be the father of her infant daughter? Anna Nicole Smith was a pig! And a psycho. Besides, whatever happened to the days when men instinctively denied paternity and ran the other direction at its very mention?
If you ask me, the only guy who gets a pass here is Prince Frederick von Anhalt, but that's a stretch. His wife, 90-year old Zsa Zsa Gabor, proclaimed that "no baby would be allowed" in her house. Presumably von Anhalt -- if he is the father of Anna Nicole's baby -- would move out if he wanted to follow through on his fatherly duties.
Perhaps Zsa Zsa is afraid she'll have to stew in her own juices a little longer while the baby takes priority in the line for diaper changes...
But who would have guessed all these guys would come out of the woodwork claiming to be the father of her infant daughter? Anna Nicole Smith was a pig! And a psycho. Besides, whatever happened to the days when men instinctively denied paternity and ran the other direction at its very mention?
If you ask me, the only guy who gets a pass here is Prince Frederick von Anhalt, but that's a stretch. His wife, 90-year old Zsa Zsa Gabor, proclaimed that "no baby would be allowed" in her house. Presumably von Anhalt -- if he is the father of Anna Nicole's baby -- would move out if he wanted to follow through on his fatherly duties.
Perhaps Zsa Zsa is afraid she'll have to stew in her own juices a little longer while the baby takes priority in the line for diaper changes...
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