Don't forget your Depends®

I met my friend Jeff on Caltrain on our way up to the Giants-Pirates game tonight. As I prepared to sit down in the seat next to Jeff, I pointed to the stain that outlined the seat and shrugged to suggest we sit somewhere else.

"Ah, they're all like that," said Jeff.

"What, people can't control themselves and piss in their pants on the train?" I said.

"Yes," said Jeff. "They tell you the reason they banned drinking on the trains after games is because there were too many fights, but it's really because of this."